"I don’t give a goddamn," Bush retorted. "I’m the President and the Commander-in-Chief. Do it my way."

"Mr. President," one aide in the meeting said. "There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution."

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!"

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Saturday, January 12, 2008

New From Taser: Torture and Tunes at the same time!!!

Bit Player : Los Angeles Times : CES Video: Gadget of the day: "You know what a bother it is to carry both your MP3 music player and your Taser gun?

Worry no more.

Today at CES, Taser International introduced the Taser MPH -- the first combination hand-held music player and Taser.

The player, which has a 1-GB capacity that can hold about 150 songs, is embedded in a holster that slips on your belt. Feel the need to zap someone and you can unholster the Taser, use the built-in laser pointer to aim, and blam -- a couple of darts carrying 50,000 volts hits your victim.

And you don't have to miss a beat.

The Taser MPH is not just a gadget, it's a fashion statement. The company is releasing it in several cover motifs, including leopard.

'It's fashion, with a bite,' said Taser International spokesman Stephen Tuttle."

If this were April 1st, I may have considered this an April Fool's joke... So what will your soundtrack be as you Tase someone? (possibly to their death...)

Off the top of my head, I guess it would have to be Skinlab, Know Your Enemies...

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well, at least police will have to think twice.